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what's up i'm jared, 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

Aug. 18th, 2025

elidelio: (hey listen)
Thanks so much for making me something, I'm looking forward to seeing whatever you come up with!

I'm down to receive fic of any rating from Gen to Explicit (whether in the porn or the violence/gore category), so just go wherever the story takes you. The Likes are really more suggestions than what I explicitly want in a fic, so feel free to take inspiration or completely ignore the list as you like. As for DNWs, if it's not on the list, assume I'm cool with it!

Find me as [archiveofourown.org profile] timegoesby on AO3, I'm always open to treats (°°)~

Some General Likes: Angst | Bickering/Banter | Casefic | Canon-Divergent AUs (fix-it, make it worse, what-if, role swap, etc.) | Character Studies | Complicated Relationships | Darkfic | Enemies/Rivals to Lovers | Feeling Confessions/Realisations | Fluff | Found Family | Friends to Lovers | Good/Bad/Open Endings | Hurt/Comfort | Hurt No Comfort | Misfits Coming Together | Lovers to Rivals | Missing Scenes | Mystery | Pining (Mutual or One-sided) | Power Dynamics | Slice of Life | Worldbuilding | Whump

Some Smutty Likes: ABO | Age Gap | Aphrodisiacs | BDSM | Begging | Body Worship | Consensual Non-Consent | Dub/Noncon | First Times | Forced Orgasms | Foreplay | Fuck or Die | Oral | Overstimulation | Power Imbalance/Power Plays | Praise | Rough Sex | Switching | Size Difference | Teasing | Tentacles & other Monsterfucking Fun | There Was Only One Bed & Related Forced-Closeness Tropes | Threesomes (or more)

DNWs: Non-Canon Permadeath of Requested Characters | Unrequested Mundane/Non-Supernatural AUs | Reader-Insert | Focus on Unrequested Identity Headcanons
For smut: Age Play | Daddy/Mommy Kink | Infantilisation | Piss/Scat/Vomit (in a sexual context) | Pregnancy/M-preg (breeding kink is fine, just no actual pregnancy) | Underage (under 16) | Vore/Cannibalism

For the fandom-specific prompts in AO3, consider the Freeform tags as inspiration or ideas rather than things that must happen.

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Relationships: Cheng Xiaoshi/Lu Guang (Cheng Xiaoshi affected), Cheng Xiaoshi/Lu Guang (all affected), Cheng Xiaoshi/Lu Guang (Lu Guang affected), Cheng Xiaoshi/Vein (Cheng Xiaoshi affected), Cheng Xiaoshi/Xia Fei (any affected), Liu Xiao/Lu Guang (any affected), Vein/Xia Fei (any affected)

Some ideas:

For the Cheng Xiaoshi/Lu Guang and Vein/Xia Fei ships: love the premise of accidental exposure leading to confession of feelings for pining characters, or to unexpected reveals about character's likes/thoughts that lead them to try new things.

For Cheng Xiaoshi/Xia Fei, Cheng Xiaoshi/Vein and Liu Xiao/Lu Guang: I'd love to see fuck-or-die scenarios for these ones, especially with reluctant characters eventually having to give in due to the clearly painful/dire circumstances.


Baldur's Gate
Relationships: The Dark Urge/Halsin/Shadowheart (The Dark Urge affected), The Dark Urge/Halsin/Shadowheart (Shadowheart affected), The Dark Urge/Halsin/Shadowheart (Halsin affected), The Dark Urge/Halsin/Shadowheart (all affected), The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash (any affected), Gale/Wyll (Wyll affected), Lae'zel/Wyll (Lae'zel affected), Karlach/Shadowheart (any affected)

Some ideas:

For the Dark Urge/Halsin/Shadowheart throuple: basically I believe these three would be so kinky together that they would definitely dose themselves on purpose lmao, but I could also see it being an accident that they're all too happy to deal with. Feel free to make Durge any gender/race you like, though if you'd indulge a dragonborn lover I'd be eternally grateful.

Every other ship: accidental exposure via magic side effects made them fuck, basically. I'm not looking for much plot I just wanna read the pairs boinking lol.


Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
Relationships: Megaera/Thanatos/Zagreus (any affected), Megaera/Thanatos/Zagreus (all affected), Thanatos/Zagreus (any affected), Megaera/Zagreus (any affected), Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus (all affected), Asterius | The Minotaur/Theseus/Zagreus (all affected)

Some ideas:

For the Meg/Than/Zag throuple, and the pairs involving Zagreus: maybe the fates have a new prophecy for zagreus, or aphrodite gets bored one day, honestly go wild, I'll take anything for these ones.

For he Minotaur/Theseus/Zagreus: I like the idea of everyone getting accidentally dosed during a fight and having to deal with that (make love *and* war, in a way), or maybe Theseus or Zagreus calls on Aphrodite's aid during battle and she has a different idea.

For Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus: a possession or mind control thing would be fun for these guys, or a terrible memento malfunction that affects them when they were just taking a break.


Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry of Skalitz (Henry affected), Hans Capon/Henry of Skalitz (Hans affected), Hans Capon/Henry of Skalitz (all affected)

Some ideas: I love the trope of sex pollen leading to confessions lmao, especially for pining characters that have their reasons to keep their feelings secret. Aside from that, honestly let your imagination decide how and why the sex pollen-ing happens.


Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Relationships: My Unit | Byleth/Seteth (Seteth affected), My Unit | Byleth/Rhea (Rhea affected), Linhardt von Hevring/My Unit | Byleth (Linhardt affected), Dorothea Arnault/Petra Macneary (any affected), Dorothea Arnault/Edelgard von Hresvelg (any affected)

I would prefer whatever Byleth gender makes the ship slash, so F!Byleth for Rhea* and M!Byleth for Seteth and Linhardt, though I could be swayed by a F!Byleth/Seteth if the mood strikes you.

*I also forgot to clarify on the AO3 before signups closed but Byleth/Rhea is the only exception for the Mommy Kink DNW since Rhea clearly has a mother complex lmao.

Some ideas:

For the Byleth/Seteth and Byleth/Rhea ships: magic gone wrong, and Byleth is the only one around who can help. How much pragmatism and or begging is involved is up to you!

For the Dorothea ships: perhaps they were exposed while fighting one of those crest beasts, or some magic gone wrong, or maybe it's just plain old unresolved sexual tension that needs to be resolved for crest-magic regulating reasons.

For the Linhardt/Byleth ship: this is definitely something Linhardt proposed to study the effects of something or other, lmao. Now whether the fuck-compulsion is the goal or a side effect, that is up to you!